Long, long ago, there was a king who had a son, and his son had two penises. So...
Thank the lord!
My vaginas bleeding:)
parents: your room is a mess
me: did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
You think no one cares...
But in reality they do